Welcome to the party.
Try the punch.

vi is my favorite character from anything ever. like, i didn't realize vi was missing from my life until riot released her. i have a whole bunch of reasons why she's awesome but i won't waste space with them here.

some fun facts about me:
i love grammar and spelling, but i hate using capital letters.
i hate oranges, and the color.
i love lemons, and the color.
i'll take a city skyline over any natural landscape, any day.
i hate snow and winter, love sun and summer.
i like cats, hate dogs.
i'm a feminist and proud of it. if you say something blatantly and intentionally sexist, you might as well be directly insulting me and i will not stand for it.

Red Line

The red line takes you off my mind
Red line, take me far away
Where I wanna go, where I need to go
There I go and here I’ll stay

I hop on the red line and go for a ride
On the red line, for the first time,
I can get you off my mind
On the red line, for the first time
In such a long, long, long time,
I can get some peace inside
And for a little bit, I feel fine
Yeah, for a little bit, I feel alright

I look out the window, watch the world go by
And as the time ticks by, you’re off my mind
And I feel like I can fly, I can fly
Or maybe I just feel like I could die, I should die

It cuts like a razor through the countryside
And when I sit on this train, alone in my seat
I can make believe you’re by my side
I can pretend you’re okay, and here with me

Though you’re far away and I’m alone for the ride,
If you let me, I can close my eyes
And you’ll be right here by my side
And on the red line we will take a ride
Until the end of the tracks, until the end of time
And ill keep you safe and feeling right
But you’ll never know I ride the red line
No, ill never tell, ill keep it inside

mcdamnright:

What do people even do with Bachelor degrees?

japhers:

folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND

❝ Protest is when I say I don’t like this. Resistance is when I put an end to what I don’t like. Protest is when I say I refuse to go along with this anymore. Resistance is when I make sure everybody else stops going along also ❞

- Ulkrike Meinhot (via entropic-smear)

snapchatting:

you’re the most beautiful person i’ve ever seen, and no i’m not saying that because we’re right next to McDonald’s and i’m out of money

colinodonoghue1 @amyrathburg Challenge accepted! I nominate @joshdallas, @MRaymondJames and @sean_m_maguire! #ALSIceBucketChallenge

hoyaholic-hopanda:

i salute you for all the women out there.

kuogayku:

intentionallyhomosexual:

totallynotmisha:

 

hawk-and-handsaw:

It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached. 

How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind

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depressionista:

a true fact about spiders is they can’t run for extended periods of time because they have asthma. all spiders are nerds. even tarantulas. have you ever seen a spider dating a hot babe? i doubt it. spider flashing his cash in the club? nope. spider pulling up beside you at the lights in a lamborghini? never happened. they’ve got so many eyes because they love reading. nerds. all of them.

itsstuckyinmyhead:

hungrywhovianpotterheadfrom221b:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Proof that tumblr is filled with psychopaths

(In the best way)

high functioning sociopath do your research 

I was waiting for the sherlock fandom to show up.

5ludge:

I was on 8tracks looking for new playlists and found thisimage

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I really don’t know what I expected.