this is one of those days.

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

bubblesofrinia:

-Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it.

-Pineapple.

-But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as-

-Pineapple.

-But sir-

-Pine. Apple.

ohmygod i just laughed so hard.

(Source: cl0udchaser, via jak3ychan)

who is the most naive of them all?

chaystar:

(via Chaystar)

(Source: sebbycakes, via jak3ychan)

whoa.

(Source: hibashine, via letsalljusttrytosurvive)

one half of tumblr:
“i just wanna cuddle under a blanket and eat soup and watch movies all day with you and maybe kiss your cheek and stare into your eyes and hold your hand and tell you i love you”

other half of tumblr:
“unf i want to take all of your clothes off with my mouth then ram you against the wall and pin your arms up and then just fuck the shit out of you”

(Source: showmeyourb00bs, via letsalljusttrytosurvive)

TOTALLY CALLED IT

(Source: bradthehuman, via letsalljusttrytosurvive)

so yeah. it’s been a while. so, for those of you who care, here’s a quick update of everything going on in my life right now.

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the-absolute-best-gifs:

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herpderpwong:

grohlclaus:

womb-raider:

disabledporn:

OMG THE MIDGOT

why does everyone except the midget have a fat stomach

who sees the guy in the back

LOL! PHOTOBOMB LEGEND!

so much win and yet so much fail — epic photobomb, ugly midget who is the only non-pudgy one, and a bunch of sluts with their token prude friend who won’t lift her shirt. bahahaha

(Source: discreet45mseeking18mwithburgers, via legit-humor)

feministslut:

hermione-ganja:

michelle-my-belle:

nom-chompsky:

face-down-asgard-up:

lostgrrrls:

My brother literally just said, “It’s OK if someone gets an abortion because they need to for medical reasons, but he’s against fashionable abortion.”

I think he was talking about Ron Paul at the moment, who he sides with a ton, but I zoned out for a second before that came up…

I know. Everyone kept telling me how much they loved my abortion and how they wanted to get one of their own.

Got my abortion from Gucci. Fashionable abortion.

If you’re on a budget, you can get some nice abortions at Target. They’re cute AND affordable.

My abortion was a knock-off Louis Vuitton.

I got my abortion at Walmart, it was cheaper than Target. 

I get all my abortions at Walmart, I honestly don’t get the hype over all these “name brand” and “designer” abortions….

(via historicalslut)

hastagxxxheel:

0nlyeverme:

cherryredblackrom:

why did i not realize this sooner

FLABBERGASTED.

6000+ people don’t have a brain

(Source: mrbagel, via sleepingwith-ofmiceandmen)

damnthatswhack:

I Actually Just Laughed

(htmlwings)

damnthatswhack:

Totally Gonna Do This One at Parties

(via ooglag)

(Source: freetriggerwarnings)